Sorry About That | Tiffany Belieu

Dear Valued Guest,

We regret to inform you that we will not be offering refunds for today’s tickets. We know it has been a rough day with all the mistaken identities and the blood. We assure you the portal(s) have been closed and the screaming should soon stop. 

Many of you have traveled a long way, maybe waited your whole life, to be here. We still want to make your day special. If you, or someone in your party, were drawn into a lacerating maw of endless torment during the disturbance, we want to offer our condolences. Also, a coupon for 50% off a frozen novelty of your choice (valid only with purchase of a full price menu item.) See the nearest sanctioned park acolyte and succumb to a regulatory anomaly inspection to receive your voucher. 

Have a transcendent day!

Tiffany is writing in the Midwest. Her work is published in Back Patio Press, Q/A Poetry, Muskeg Magazine, Rabid Oak and The Mantle among others.